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Date: 971004
Time: 08:20:54

G’day Tax Dodgers Rocks ’ir‚ surfin the net from a natural gas rig 300k’s west of a God foresaken shit hole in Australia’s western desert‚ called Innmincka. The only women out ’ir wear white coats and would rather disect ya penis than suck it (I think its the heat) and they all think‚ we’re sex craved deviates. And we are! And proud of it! So far none of ’em have offered to break the drught (some of them‚ you’d have to roll in flower to find the wet spot. Not being desperate by any means. I’d go to that trouble. Anything to help a Lady out!). Out ’ir‚ doing 3 to 4 month stints you really start to think about women! and beer! No‚ you think about beer‚ then women. Well‚ ya think about both at the same time. Ya think about ya missus to! You hope to Christ she’s fucked off forever before ya get back! So‚ what do we do to stay sane‚ well relatively anyway. We surf the net looking for good value nudie pic sites‚ which we share among our selves‚ rev’n our selves up for when we come home (and the little women’s packed up an left). Oh...‚ NEWS! We’ve just started up a Chook raffle‚ we fly a couple of birds in from Brizzy and raffle ’em off. Anyway‚ if this site’s any good we’ll E’mail ya again and let ya know. All the best from the Boys out ’ir at Bolero hope your not doin’ it as tough as us‚ keep pealin’ those women off ya face‚ or men‚ if thats ya fancy. We all should be parra’ troopers‚ nothin like a good jump! Ay. regards Rocks.